Did you miss me?
I think I can answer that for you. No. I just haven't been too motivated to be long-winded on here about stuff that only me and my close circle even cares about. But I'm gonna give it a go anyway. This is gonna try and have some sort of semblance of cohesion but we'll see. Oh, and I didn't want to take a month off like some other bloggers we know.
We're going countdown style right now.
The Top Ten Storylines in Life Right Now
1,784. U.S. women lose to Russian women in Brazil.
If i could only substitute a few words and change them around, I could make that one hell of a sentence.
10. Joey Porter. Byahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I missed the first quarter or so of the borefest that was Monday Night Football last week between my beloved Steeees and the Jags. So I missed Joey Porter imitating Chappell imitating Howard Dean. Joe seemed a little too excited to be doing that. It is mildly entertaining the first few times, but then it's just like, hey Joe, leave the comedy to professionals and Chad Johnson, and just stick to make fun of opposing quarterbacks celebrations. Thanks.
9. Ryan Howard.
He is a beast. I hope he end up with about 64 dingers. They have 10 games left and he has 57 bombs. 7 in ten games is kinda Ludacris. Let's just shoot for 62. Please.
8. I dropped my phone in the toliet about a week ago. Cost me waaaayyy too much money, even though I'm thoroughly happy with my new phone.
7. Joe Paterno is old and should wear a bra.
This weekends game is only at number 7 because I'm not gonna be there and because I am not even remotley worried about the outcome. The Horseshoe. A first-time starter at quaterback trembling in front of all those clad in scarlet and gray. You gotta love that. I can't wait to wear all OSU stuff to work at the beer distributor on Saturday, which is located about 40 minutes from Sad Valley.
6. Ludacris
His new album Release Therapy is nice. Probably the best since that one that had Southern Hospitality on it.
5. SPAM
The e-mail not the meat-substitute. This shit just fills up my Inbox constantly, all because I tried to get a free Mach 3 Power razor 2 years ago. I would have rathered just ponied up the money at the time if I knew that this is what was gonna happen.
4. My Hat Game
You pretty much can't compete.
3. Fantasy Football Domination (Ballers League)
I'm in first of course after the Jags D saved me on Monday night. 2-0. Pretty much beat downs the rest of the way out. Frank Gore. Donte Stallworth. Thanks fellas. Your my anchors.
2. Fantasy Football Domination (Hometown league)
Warner. Colts WRs and D-Bennet. Ronnie and Frank. Falcons D (mostly Dante Hall). The only game I could possibly lose will be when the colts have their bye week. I think its week 7. I'm 2-0 now and dont see any loses coming up on the horizon although everyone thinks they can beat me. I'll keep you updated.
1. iTunes v7.0
I hate you Steve Jobs. Ever since I "upgraded" to verison 7.0 it will not open on my computer. It's been about a week. I have about 100 songs that need listened to and iTunes is much easier that opening them up in realplayer (the gheyest). So hopefully someone can help me out with this (my brother or someone from Apple). So I'm upset that I can't update the pod but whatever.
Other random thoughts...
You need to check out Weird Al's "trapped in the drive thru"
Nip/Tuck is wiiiiiiiiild
I miss watching house
I have about 3 weeks left at the distributor. Little bit of good, little bit of bad.
can't wait to go home for the day. i need a haircut to say the least.
4th grade is so chill
USA USA USA USA bring the rider cup home boys (nullus)
that movie with robin williams becoming president has major potential
go rent the movie basic...sam jack and travolta...need i say more
im out
bust a move
We're going countdown style right now.
The Top Ten Storylines in Life Right Now
1,784. U.S. women lose to Russian women in Brazil.
If i could only substitute a few words and change them around, I could make that one hell of a sentence.
10. Joey Porter. Byahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I missed the first quarter or so of the borefest that was Monday Night Football last week between my beloved Steeees and the Jags. So I missed Joey Porter imitating Chappell imitating Howard Dean. Joe seemed a little too excited to be doing that. It is mildly entertaining the first few times, but then it's just like, hey Joe, leave the comedy to professionals and Chad Johnson, and just stick to make fun of opposing quarterbacks celebrations. Thanks.
9. Ryan Howard.
He is a beast. I hope he end up with about 64 dingers. They have 10 games left and he has 57 bombs. 7 in ten games is kinda Ludacris. Let's just shoot for 62. Please.
8. I dropped my phone in the toliet about a week ago. Cost me waaaayyy too much money, even though I'm thoroughly happy with my new phone.
7. Joe Paterno is old and should wear a bra.
This weekends game is only at number 7 because I'm not gonna be there and because I am not even remotley worried about the outcome. The Horseshoe. A first-time starter at quaterback trembling in front of all those clad in scarlet and gray. You gotta love that. I can't wait to wear all OSU stuff to work at the beer distributor on Saturday, which is located about 40 minutes from Sad Valley.
6. Ludacris
His new album Release Therapy is nice. Probably the best since that one that had Southern Hospitality on it.
5. SPAM
The e-mail not the meat-substitute. This shit just fills up my Inbox constantly, all because I tried to get a free Mach 3 Power razor 2 years ago. I would have rathered just ponied up the money at the time if I knew that this is what was gonna happen.
4. My Hat Game
You pretty much can't compete.
3. Fantasy Football Domination (Ballers League)
I'm in first of course after the Jags D saved me on Monday night. 2-0. Pretty much beat downs the rest of the way out. Frank Gore. Donte Stallworth. Thanks fellas. Your my anchors.
2. Fantasy Football Domination (Hometown league)
Warner. Colts WRs and D-Bennet. Ronnie and Frank. Falcons D (mostly Dante Hall). The only game I could possibly lose will be when the colts have their bye week. I think its week 7. I'm 2-0 now and dont see any loses coming up on the horizon although everyone thinks they can beat me. I'll keep you updated.
1. iTunes v7.0
I hate you Steve Jobs. Ever since I "upgraded" to verison 7.0 it will not open on my computer. It's been about a week. I have about 100 songs that need listened to and iTunes is much easier that opening them up in realplayer (the gheyest). So hopefully someone can help me out with this (my brother or someone from Apple). So I'm upset that I can't update the pod but whatever.
Other random thoughts...
You need to check out Weird Al's "trapped in the drive thru"
Nip/Tuck is wiiiiiiiiild
I miss watching house
I have about 3 weeks left at the distributor. Little bit of good, little bit of bad.
can't wait to go home for the day. i need a haircut to say the least.
4th grade is so chill
USA USA USA USA bring the rider cup home boys (nullus)
that movie with robin williams becoming president has major potential
go rent the movie basic...sam jack and travolta...need i say more
im out
bust a move
posted by TheNumberZero at 9:53 PM
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